A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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