Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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