Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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