1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We have so much sex to catch up on
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize