Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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