What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You don't make any sense
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