in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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