I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Only a mothe r could love this liver
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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