So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I want her autograph on my taint
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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