I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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