I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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