Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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