i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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