You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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