she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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