I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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