Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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