For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was