Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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