Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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