Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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