But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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