Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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