i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i believe in u and ur pee
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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