Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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