I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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