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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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