Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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