This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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