return my video game
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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