he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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