I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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