i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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