Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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