I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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