Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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