There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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