Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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