Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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