forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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