love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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