Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
