Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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