Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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