my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
babies were throwing up all over the place
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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