I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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