were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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