my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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