There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.