I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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