I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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