obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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