Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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