highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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