They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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